Ladies and gentlemen, Carol Danvers.
- Crash lands in the desert
- Punctures her leg
- Captured and interrogated for 3 days
- Gets beaten up, electrocuted, has her nails ripped out
- STILL outsmarts her capturers
- Her arm has a nasty run in with Mjolnir’s cousin
- Then proceeds to attack her attacker and his entire team WITH HER BROKEN ARM
- Hacks their equipment and notifies the CIA before finding a disguise and escaping because of course she does
This is all pre-kree alien warrior super powers. Just regular Carol Danvers being the badass that she is.
As Kit would say, be cooler I dare you.



